DemDaily: The Week in Jokes!
The Obamas just had the White House decorated for their final Christmas before they leave. They want to make it look nice for Santa, since he's not coming back for at least four years. - Jimmy Fallon
"A new report finds that protecting Donald Trump and his family is costing New York City taxpayers over a $1 million a day. Then Trump was like, 'Thank God I'm not a taxpayer!'" -Jimmy Fallon
"Today is cyber Monday, which means tomorrow is 'Russia has your credit card info Tuesday.'" -Jimmy Fallon
Breitbart News received a lot of criticism for running questionable news stories during the election. So basically Breitbart counts as real news in the same way that Apple Jacks counts as real fruit.
- James Gordon
Kellogg's pulled their ads because they say Breitbart promotes discrimination. It really isn't a surprise that Kellogg's would be sensitive about this. The mascots of one of their best-selling cereals are three male elves that all live together. - James Gordon
"Yesterday, Donald Trump tweeted that millions of people voted illegally on Election Day. Then someone told Trump it's not illegal for women to vote." - Conan O'Brien